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February 15th

Posted by on Feb 15, 2018 in jokes and trivia | 0 comments

“I am so far from being a pessimist…on the contrary, in spite of my scars, I am tickled to death at life.” – Eugene O’Neill ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my chest sags to my waist, my rear is hanging out a mile. I’ve got fat legs and my arms are all...

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February 8

Posted by on Feb 8, 2018 in jokes and trivia | 0 comments

Kind of busy with medical issues right now, so it’s going to be the “lite” version of humor for a while… ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* Yesterday at church, a lady from the congregation was presenting the children’s sermon. She walked up to the front of the church and said, “May I have all of the children?” As the children walked forward, several parents responded, “Yes.” One quick-witted father asked, “For how long?”...

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February 7th

Posted by on Feb 7, 2018 in jokes and trivia | 0 comments

Kind of busy with medical issues right now, so it’s going to be the “lite” version of humor for a while… ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally...

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Humor for February 6th

Posted by on Feb 6, 2018 in jokes and trivia | 0 comments

Kind of busy with medical issues right now, so it’s going to be the “lite” version of humor for a while… ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen: “Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?” I said, “Thank you, darling. I think I’ll have chicken.” She replied, “You’re havin’ a peanut butter sandwich. I was...

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February 1st

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February 1st

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. – Abigail Van Buren TODAY – FEBRUARY 1st  32nd day of the year with 333 days to follow (334 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ National Baked Alaska Day ~ National Freedom Day ~ National Bird-Feeding Month (United States) ~ Black History Month (United States and Canada) ~ Robinson Crusoe Day ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* BIRTHDAYS ON THIS DATE: 1901 Clark Gable, Cadiz, Ohio, actor (Gone With The Wind) 1937 Don Everly, Brownie, Kentucky,...

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January 31st

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January 31st

No one feels another’s grief, no one understands another’s joy. People imagine they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by. – Franz Schubert TODAY – JANUARY 31st 31st day of the year with 334 days to follow (335 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ Appreciate Your Social Security Check Day ~ Inspire Your Heart with Art Day (a day to ponder how art affects your heart) ~ National Backward Day (a day to do everything backwards!) ~ National Brandy Alexander Day ~ National Hot Chocolate Day...

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January 30th

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January 30th

Self-trust is the first secret of success.  – Ralph Waldo Emerson TODAY – JANUARY 30th 30th day of the year with 335 days to follow (336 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ National Croissant Day ~ National Inane Answering Message Day ~ Season for Nonviolence, January 30-April 4 ~ Fred Korematsu Day (California, commemorates the birthday of Fred Korematsu, a Japanese-American civil rights activist) ~ National Cowboy Poetry Gathering, January 29 – February 3 ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*...

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January 29th

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January 29th

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. – Elizabeth Gilbert TODAY – JANUARY 29th 29th day of the year with 336 days to follow (337 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ Curmudgeons Day ~ Freethinkers Day aka Thomas Paine Day ~ Kansas Day (in Kansas!) ~ National Carnation Day ~ National Corn Chip Day ~ National Puzzle Day ~ National Seeing Eye Dog Day ~ National Volunteer Blood Donor Month ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* BIRTHDAYS ON...

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January 25th

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January 25th

I think somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. – Eleanor Roosevelt TODAY – JANUARY 25th 25th day of the year with 340 days to follow (341 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ A Room of One’s Own Day ~ Burns Night (celebration of the life and poetry of the poet Robert Burns) ~ National Irish Coffee Day ~ National Opposite Day ~ International Wealth Mentality Month ~ National Braille Literacy Month ~ Walk Your Dog Month ~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~*~~~~~* BIRTHDAYS ON THIS...

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January 24th

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January 24th

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. – Charles Dickens TODAY – JANUARY 24th 24th day of the year with 341 days to follow (342 in leap years). Holidays for Today: ~ Beer Can Appreciation Day ~ Belly Laugh Day ~ International Moebius Syndrome Awareness Day (rare congenital neurological disorder characterized by facial paralysis and inability to move eyes from side to side) ~ Lobster Thermidor Day ~ National Compliment Day ~ National Peanut Butter Day ~ Talk Like A Grizzled Prospector Day...

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